SEX, BOMBS & BURGERS

I don't know about you, but there are times when I simply, absolutely must have a burger. I usually get the craving after a night of consuming one too many adult beverages. At times like those, nothing but grease will do.

Certain members of the Canadian military definitely agree - although the extremes some of them are willing to go to in order to scratch their itch are amazing.

According to a CBC story, a Canadian military pilot set his helicopter down on a baseball diamond in Kenora, Ont., last week so that he could hop on out to the nearby A&W joint. I've performed a similar feat many times in the last couple Grand Theft Auto games, but to have it happen in real life... well, that's extraordinary.

What's even more extraordinary is how hungry the pilot appears to have been. "He ordered four papa burgers with cheese combos and two papa burgers on the side," the A&W server told CBC News. Either that or he had a whole squad of soldiers with him, which makes it even funnier. You can just imagine them flying around, listening to Bohemian Rhapsody and deciding to go for burgers.