SEX, BOMBS & BURGERS

Have you ever wondered what to do if a nuclear bomb should go off near your house? I know that's something that keeps me up most nights. Cold War be damned - I've watched enough 24 to know we're only minutes away from that stuff happening every day!

Well there's no need to worry anymore because the people at Nukepills.com have got us covered with their new "Dirty Bomb Emergency Kit." According to the website (which I found out about thanks to Defense Tech), the kit "detects radiation and significantly removes radioactive material from human skin and other surfaces after a dirty bomb attack or other radiological events." Whew. Thank goodness.

The kit contains Nukepills' "Quick Decon Mass Effect" radiation decontamination spray. These "water-based liquids come in convenient-to-use color-coded 32 oz. bottles with accompanying trigger sprayers. Our solutions are made from cosmetic-grade, FDA-approved materials and are not radioactive before use." Also included are enough face masks for the whole family, towelettes, rad-waste bags, and to be sure, PDF instructions. All of this can be yours for the low, low price of $250.

Awesome. Just awesome.